how to procrastinate on doing your taxes

1) Snack on cucumbers - they're too juicy to have near your computer or paperwork.
2) Snack on anything that's too juicy, messy, wet, crumbly, to have near your computer or paperwork.
3) Watch Sex and the City - because you might as well do something while you're snacking.
4) Watch the second episode of Sex and the City - because you still have 2 bites of your cucumber left when the first episode ends.
4) Begin at 10.35pm, after the second episode of Sex and the City.
5) At 10.45pm, tell yourself you're too tired to work effectively, and you'll be way more efficient in the morning.
6) Begin a blog entry about how to procrastinate on doing your taxes.